Dear David

Dear Maccers,

Thanks for that 4 hour spin around Loch Katrine - probably the best cycle route in all the Shire.

I am currently on route to South Africa by way of Carrick-on-Shannon - I didn’t get to see you before I left but make sure to look after the House.

In case of emergency I left you a signed cheque in my ‘man drawer’ . . . you know the one ? It has those bunches of keys that un lock the doors I have yet to find.

(Hey Maccers, remember those ‘high end aerobic swim sets’ that turned into races ? good times)

There is a load of random allen keys and various screws in there too

(Hey Maccers, remember the day I set the record for the 10k loop after getting dumped ? bad times but a good run time)

The drawer with all the batteries, used and un used; a used light bulb and a load of electric leads that I don’t know what for but I may need some day

(Hey Maccers, remember I lost the house key in the forest during a code brown attack ?)

There is also some elastic bands in there for the swim/bike transition, some matches and an out of date energy sachet

(Maccers remember you had to explain to your ‘football friends’ who the prick was who hugged them all at the cinema - “sorry boys, thats my flatmate”)

The drawer with the emergency Lemsip, Spainish stamps and un explained disposable camera

(Remember that day we fell asleep on the couch and you said it was the best nap you ever had ? good times)

Theres also some of those tablets that make the toilet water turn blue in there

(Remember the day I got followed and then stopped by the Police because they thought I looked suspicious running in my Keynan Shell Suit ? they totally wrecked my fartlek session)

Anyway, you I am sure you know which drawer, the cheques is there if its needed

(Remember our Saturday Adventures ? and the ‘morning’ I wore the helmet cam ?

good times )

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