HELLO MA LADY – Specialized S-Works Road Tarmac
April 1st, 2009 by Gavin
Shortly after I set on eyes on ‘Ma Lady’, Mr Pink took the hint and the huff and left …. I AM SPECIALIZED.
The following post and Blip.FM song is dedicated to my new girl
We had been emailing each other but it wasnt until last Friday that I set eyes on her in Cycleways (CycleWays.com). The first thing that impressed me was her weight – they say you have to try harder with big girls after all – she has curves in the right places, smooth skin, is reportedly very responsive and yet sensitive. Check out her vital stats here:
http://www.cycleways.com/store/search/brand/Specialized/
With my good Irish up-bringing I asked her ‘makers’ permission to take her home. However I dont want to rush things with this one – this one is special, so we are taking it slow – if I had of just taken her home and rode her straight away I wouldn’t have felt right about it …. it was raining after all (?) - we have spent time together, touched in font of the mirror, taken photos etc but as yet we havent actually left the house - im waiting for when the time is right ……
So at the moment ‘Ma Lady’ is laying across my big brass bed …..
‘My clothes are dirty but my hands are clean, and your the best thing that ive ever seen’ …. ‘Lay lady lay, lay across my big brass bed’ ……
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April 2nd, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Don’t ride that in the Gorey, you will crash!!
April 2nd, 2009 at 10:01 pm
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